Magic Shed Manual

Congratulations!

Thank you for choosing the magic shed as your unique bicycle repair and maintenance solution!

Congratulations on your purchase of a new Magic Shed We are confident that the shed will exceed your expectations for value, performance, and pixie satisfaction. Each wooden slat has been custom specified and designed to enhance your shed experience. Whether you are a beginning shed user, or a seasoned pro. The magic shed will provide endless hours of two wheeled fun.
We strongly encourage you to take the time to read this manual and familiarise yourself with your new shed.

As a consumer and supporter of Magic sheds, you need to be aware of the importance of setting up your shed correctly to ensure maximum performance. This manual provides step-by-step instructions of how to setup and maintain your shed. It is a good idea to keep your magic dust with this manual, and refer to it for service and warranty issues and any other worries you may have.

For detailed service instructions, consult a Magic Manual for your particular product. This manual does not contain step-by-step detailed service instructions for a reason: Magic Shed recommends that detailed service be performed by a Magic Pixie or Fairy.

Follow these instructions carefully. If you do not understand instructions get someone to explain them to you in a patronising manner at a pub.

Detailed maintenance

Under no circumstances must you maintain your bicycle – this is done by magic pixies in your shed.

Cleaning

Under no circumstances must you clean your bicycle – this is done by magic pixies in your shed.

Breakages

Under no circumstances must you fix any breakages on your bike – this is done by magic pixies in your shed.

In the unlikely event that the bike appears to be unmaintained, dirty or broken when you remove it from the shed. You are clearly not qualified to make such a judgement either put the bike back in the magic shed or ride it round a pub car park in a comedy manner.